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*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

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On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

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who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

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BOB DONE you shouldn’t remove any artists credits that shit is whack.

Elephants in Namibia : (Otto Klaus) 

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me n my turtle boyfriend

me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell